Ten resolutions we would like other people to make
Friday, December 30, 2011 at 9:58AM 
Is the only real resolution that you know you're sure to make the one you make on new years day promising to never drink again? As a service to you poor souls, we've developed this list of suggestions. You're welcome, and happy new year.
1) I will throw away my crocs.
2) I will henceforth refer to gay rights as civil rights.
3) I will update the technical drawings of my hotel's ballroom.
4) I will not treat the perfume I got for Christmas as a single serving container.
5) I will stand out of the way when people are trying to exit the subway/bus/jetbridge/elevator/perfume section of the store.
6) I will no longer hold special functions in hotel ballrooms.
7) I will eat more birthday cake.
8) I will no longer tolerate bad customer service.
9) I will place clothing on my dog and post the pictures on Twitter, using #SeeSpotDress.
10) I will develop a greater appreciation and respect for the comedy genre of Funny-Mean.
Does anyone else have any suggestions? Put them in the comments or tweet them to us at @i_m_creative!
Reader Comments (2)
Number seven is the best for me. Hahaha. :) Great list.
- Bruce S.
Thx Bruce!